Revised Fundamentalist Baptist Version of the Bible

Go over to Dave Armstrong’s blog…

There’s a great entry on the RFBV of the Bible.

If you’ve ever debated or studied apologetics, this will have you smiling and laughing.

Until you remember that there are a great number of fundies and evangelicals that really do read the Bible this way.


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2 responses to “Revised Fundamentalist Baptist Version of the Bible”

  1. Roni Avatar

    Catholicism is the only Christian Faith . They are lead in worship By the Pope who was given the Keys to Heaven From Jesus . Through Apostolic susscecion From Peter the First Pope they worship Jesus, And thru The Holy Tradition Of the Saints formed the Biblical doctrines, Such as the Trinity, Sunday service, Easter, And Christmas teach Grace alone for salvation, Did not remove books From the Bible but preserved the writings of the Jewish Old testament which the protestants threw out , Catholics want to worship Jesus with all 5 of their senses .Music for the ears,Incense for the nose,Statues and art for the eyes,Please pray a sincere prayer with all of your heart admitting to Jesus you are a sinner. Have full faith that His blood pays off all of your sins and accept His gift of everlasting life. And give your confession to a Priest Jesus never said to confess your sins to either him Or to the Father pray that God blesses you with peace. AmenThe truth is that Jesus is God, and Jesus loves you so very much! Say this PrayerLord, make me an instrument of Thy peace;where there is hatred, let me sow love;where there is injury, pardon;where there is doubt, faith;where there is despair, hope;where there is darkness, light;and where there is sadness, joy.O Divine Master,grant that I may not so much seek to be consoledas to console;to be understood, as to understand;to be loved, as to love;for it is in giving that we receive,it is in pardoning that we are pardoned,and it is in dying that we are born to Eternal Life.

  2. Fric Avatar

    Roni, I believe if you take a look at the post, I was not stating anything otherwise. None of us here, with the exception of HeathenBoy of course, are anything other than Catholics aligned with the Holy Father and the Magisterium of the Church. I was pointing out the humor in the link.

    Fric

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